Baby,
you may know about the Devil
who sits upon my shoulder
and the Angel
on my other
But let me tell you about
the Accountant who sits
behind his mahogany desk
perched atop my skull
One daysomething happenedand the Reaper of Darkness calledin sick to workHe swung open the medicine cabinetand spilled all his pills to the floorBlue ones to calm him downGreen ones to…